gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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