I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the condom got lost in my hair
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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