you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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