he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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