I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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