So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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