just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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