I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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