ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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