This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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