its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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