I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Plan B is the new Plan A
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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