I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Bring me that man meat
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize