your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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