I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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