Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Ladies don't puke and tell
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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