Christians are straight up FREAKS
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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