I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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