Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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