He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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