Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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