Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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