i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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