so that wasnt chicken after all
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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