No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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