Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
should my penis look like a turkey
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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