I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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