it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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