Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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