She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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