Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
operation have a gay friend backfired
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
He has the fingertips of a God
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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