He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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