found the other keg... it's in the tree
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Houston, we have a squirter
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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