false alarm. still invincible.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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