just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize