She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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