'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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