"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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