READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I have feelings that need drinking.
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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