Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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