Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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