Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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