If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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