i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think a kid would responsible me up
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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