she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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