I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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