I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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