"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
My underwear smells like fireworks.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
why is half of my head shaved?
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