she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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