I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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